“Not even wearing a flea collar” was one of the criticisms that the local health inspector, Ginot Kleane, had after visiting (uh, the collar probably triggered a recent seizure?) along with “it’s too close to the coffee shop,” and “what’s a dog even doing here, anyway?”
After a tip from an anonymous village idiot about the dog, Mr. Kleane was compelled to visit our office and contribute his 2 cents.
The dog promptly bit him. Atta girl.
Happy April Fools.
P.S.: This post makes a little more sense if you’ve followed us and read our previous posts.
